Girls are weird.
No, honestly. Girls are some of the weirdest specimens of beings I have ever
seen. They rarely say what they mean, they rarely mean what they say, they
almost always have something to say in subtext and won’t be outright honest
with you. It is very hard to gauge if one is being completely honest with you
or is pretending to be. They over-think, they dramatize situations more than
they should and don’t think through while making decisions. They obsess over
the little things a lot. Things which don’t even matter as much.
Girls are absurd, dramatic and stupid most of the time.
Well most of them.
Sometimes, accidentally, you come across an ‘error in manufacturing’. Someone
who doesn't like drama, cannot tolerate it, in fact. Someone who cannot sugar
coat things. Someone who is so outright honest with you, sometimes you’re
shocked about it. She doesn't pretend to be something she isn't and is
blatantly honest. Someone who tells things as it is. That error will support
you through whatever decision you take in life. ‘I won’t tell you what to do.
It’s your life, do what you think is best.’ Will always be her stand. She would
still listen to you crib about the most nonsensical things on the planet, like
how someone you were friends with is being a complete ass or how you got
emotional watching the end of ‘Friends’ yet again. No cribbing. She would just
listen and sympathize with an array of emoticons.
That error.. What do I say about her? She’s strange. She does not like it when
she’s called a girl. ‘But I’m a bro!’ she says, in a completely feminine
manner. She wears those tees which you get off from the men’s section until and
unless she’s forced to wear conventional feminine clothes. She is your drinking
buddy, but can’t handle anything more than two pints, because she’s tiny. When
you remind her that she’s conventionally hot, she will make it a point to
remind you that she is a ‘guy’ and that she doesn't give two hoots about being
hot; and you know that she isn't begging for compliments, it’s just the way she
is.
She’s got a clean heart. She doesn't hold grudges. I’d say she’s incapable of holding them. She forgives too easily for her own good. She’s too accepting of
people and too helping and that might be considered stupid by some but she just
can’t help it. Even if people hurt her, she forgives them. She will stick to
you even if you act like an ass, and you end up staying by her side because
when it comes to her, she accepts that she’s an asshole and that people are
assholes and all you have to do is deal with them.
She won’t usually say ‘I love you’ to just about anyone. She will show you that
she does, and she will listen to you and be with you through all of your good
times and bad. This ‘error of manufacturing’ usually is the best thing that can
happen to you, and I am happy to say that I have found my very own, and I plan
to keep her for the long run. If you happen to find someone like this, don’t
ever let them go, because such errors don’t really happen frequently. And these
are the best types of errors that could really happen.
